Light Heart

 
Was a tad over busy this week; hardly got time to come on my own space, leavce alone to fellow spacers. A few might be angry, and felt a few might do with with some lighter stuff. At least I was freaking on them on saturday. Also wanted to keep someone a bit more light, knowing it will be doing good to the gloomy mood. So just a bit of sharing thats all –
 
 

 

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?

Santa: Main !

Gangubai: Main kaun?

Santa: Tu Gangubai

 

 

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

 

 

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

 

 

Santa breaks an egg to make an omelet. He finds the egg empty. Gets frustrated & says: Aaj kal murguian bhi abortion karati hain

 

 

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

 

 

Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

 

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

 

 

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3 responses to “Light Heart

  1. lol santa\’s always funny! 😀
    except for the apple saath laya hun and eraser ones all were new for me!

  2. tee hee!
    here\’s one:
     
    frog: saare sardaar pagal hote hain.
    santa:nahin hote!
    frog:sare sardaar pagal hote hain.
    santa: NAHIN HOTE!
    frog: saare sardaar pagal hote hain!
    santa: ARRE! NAHI HOTE NAHI HOTE NAHI HOTE!
    frog jumps in the pond.
    santa: arre? isme suicide karne ki kaunsi baat thi?
     
     

  3. Why does it always have to santa:(

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