1. The Ultimate Truth
absolute in this world- everything relative – so no absolute truth
2. Dont wear a helmet if..
if your brain is not in your head
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
CNN IBN News showing all the poll winners celebrating
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Cant hear my computer… can hear rain lashing on the windows,
roaring clouds and my team chatting among themselves, and me telling them to go
back to work…
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
15 mins ago. To drench in rain …
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My reports for tomorrows meeting
9. What are you wearing?
My usual weekday attire – a trouser, a half sleeve shirt, a
tie and a watch, with my multi-pocket jacket hanging on my chair.
10. Did you dream last night?
Nopes – slept too tight!
11. When did you last laugh?
A few mins back – when my team saw me coming in drenched!
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
and in my cubicle, Garfield, Dilbert, target list, to do list…
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Didn’t look at me for couple of days…
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Lenny – The Wonderdog
16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would
Multimillionaire – if I have to dream cant I be a multi
Billionaire? Then may be I cud buy a micro-light plane and fly all over the
world only to stop at hill tops and lonely islands… while rest of my money can
work on the stock market and keep me feeding for life…
17. Tell me something about you that I dunno.
Why shud I tell you something that u don’t know! Ok for
starter – noooo! You should rather wait
18. If you could change one thing about the world,
regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes – but I have two left feet!
20. George Bush.
The fella needs a big hug… coz his head has gone bonkers,
and needs someone to help him understand what he is doing!
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Nopes – they are coming here; so why should I go and stay
24. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the
What happened to the heaven that you were creating? Don’t
say that you are here to take everyone out from here!
25. 3 people you’d want to tag ?
no-one – passing the buck shud stop somewhere!